Sunday, March 26, 2006

Brace Yourself
Last night I had a dream that I was the surrogate mother for the offspring of a plant and an animal. The animal was unknown, but the plant had long leaves. Earlier in the dream, I had thought that the plant's leaves would make great lasagna noodles.

Has anyone heard the recorded phone conversations between Debra Lafave and her 14-year-old boyfriend?
"Are you parents going to be home? Swear it. Pinky swear it."

Um, 'pinky swear'? He should have dumped her ass.
But seriously...I'm sure she did it. She might not be going to jail, but it's not because she's "pretty and blonde" like people are saying. (See Mary Kay Laturo)
The kids parents want to avoid a trial. She still gets 3 years of community service, she has to file as a sex offender and loses her teaching license. If people are truly concerned with the "safety of their children" well, rest assured. She's not going to be teaching any more.

Personally I would have loved to see her go to jail, "biopolar" or not. She's an idiot that had sex with one of her students. Repeatedly. She's "challenge[d] the media to read a book or an article on 'bipolar'" so that they can more precisely understand what would possess a 25-year-old teacher to seduce a 14-year-old.

Instead she's getting offers from Playboy.
God Bless America.

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