Thursday, May 12, 2005

Fiddy, you hot!
Dear Hit it CC,

I've decided that as a special birthday treat I will learn all the words to either California Love or In da Club and perform an interpretive dance while I lip sync.

D-O double G mutha fucka.

Wednesday, May 11, 2005

"But Ms. [Dennis], its impossible! Its like trying to pull a fat kid off a cupcake."

Well put.

Tuesday, May 10, 2005

Someone, for the love of god, please hire me!
Still no job offer yet. I'm referring, of course, to me since BG hasn't even had any interviews. Also, the wood around the window in the bathroom is a soft as a brownie, so it looks like my bathroom renovation will cost a bit more than expected.

On the plus side, someone at work gave me a plexiglass box with 5 dead butterflies, mounted in flight. And I'm wearing my favorite shoes.

All summer travel plans have been suspended and if we have to move in with my folks because we're both unemployed, I'll take back all the shit things I said about Ms. Comrade's ex-boyfriend. Well, not ALL the shit things...

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