Tuesday, November 02, 2004

"Erykah Badu is talking to Kant, Snoop Dog is talking to Foucault. Sometimes they vigorously disagree but they keep hitting on the same things."

A friend found this article the other day. It's a bit far-fetched don't you think? It was published in the Stanford Law Review!

Monday, November 01, 2004

After hours of reading that has proved to be unsuccessful in getting my mind off other things, I decided to write a few overdue post cards. In doing so, I found a few of my old joke books that my mother saved and returned to me not to long ago. I remember ordering these books by the pound. I lived for the day the new scholastic book order form came. Because Halloween was merely yesterday, I'll provide you with a few selections from the ghost joke books--sure to lift your spirits. Ahahahahaha.
Note: These are really bad.

Ghost 1: My girlfriend is a medium.
Ghost 2: That so? Well, mine's a large!

Young Monster: Hey ma, may I eat New York City?
Mother Monster: Not unless you wash your hands first.

What's a monster's favorite song?: Ghouls just want to have fun.
(why not Monster Mash?)

A Monster landed on Earth and the first thing he saw was a robin pulling a long earthworm out of the ground. "Use a napkin," cried the monster, "or you'll get that spaghetti all over your vest."

Enough for now. You can see where I get my humor.

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