Thursday, July 01, 2004

I lied
I'm waiting for clothes to dry. Apparently I feel like I have to pack everything I own for a 4 day trip to Columbus OH. But this is nothing compared to the clothes, shoes, jewelry and purse fiasco I like to call Jackson '04. Gorjus almost refused to help the Comrade and me bring in our stuff from the car because we had so much.
Big Gray kept telling me as I was debating between the 6th pair of shoes and which necklace looked best with what, "You're going to Mississippi for christ's sake."
Point taken, but we still looked fabulous.
I'm off to the mid-west. Viva l'america.

Wednesday, June 30, 2004

I never want to go back to work.
Will someone offer to make me a kept woman? Or, if I have some wealthy RP readers that are in need of a personal assistant I really like to shop and I love to cook. (but I don't know how to cook meat)
I'm going to start a web page like that girl with all the credit card debt to pay off.

Enough said.

Can someone tell my why these things are so hilarious?
Turd Ferguson

This is the last you will hear from Mame until after the weekend. Tomorrow I leave for Ohio with my mom and grandma so that we may send my cousin off to the Peace Corp. Have a great 4th of July, everyone. Eat lots of "girthy" hot dogs.

Tuesday, June 29, 2004

Sometimes you just need a little shameless pick-me-up
Sometimes it comes in the form of $70 worth of beer, whiskey and cigarettes.
Sometimes it means getting drunk at a Hall and Oates concert in ATL and throwing up in your friend's raincoat.
Sometimes you have to plug $20 bucks into a juke box at the seediest dive in town.
Sometimes it's calling people long distance and singing into their phone.

What ever it was, all of us together and seperately had a fucking wild night.

Monday, June 28, 2004

I saw this hot dog commercial yesterday
Words cannot describe my disgust. Today, I find that someone agrees with me.

Sunday, June 27, 2004

Happy Birthday Big Gray!
In case you can't see all the splenderific details of the cake let me re-cap:
A train wreck
Text reads "I'm fucking it" (BG's take on the McDonald's campaign)
A lighter that says "Sometimes I pee when I laugh"
Animals and mermaids gettin' it on

Thanks to Ms. C and the gorilla for divine inspiration.
It's all downhill from here, BG...

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