Friday, January 16, 2004

This gal's guide to managing those pesky teen years

What is the best way to put rebellious teenage punk rockers in their place?
Wallpaper your classroom with American flags (13 in all) and giant dye-cut American eagles.

Yes, that will show them.
Also, I hear it helps to use the "because I'm the boss and that's why" tactic.
It's worked fucking famously so far...

Thursday, January 15, 2004

I heart the Brian Jonestown Massacre
They're my new favorite band. Merely three live, long, intense, droney songs and they've won my love. GBV on the other hand...well, let's just say I'm home and the show isn't anywhere near being over. I couldn't take one uninspiring song after another. Pollard's drunkeness is pathethic and what's worse are the teeny boppers tossing beer in his face. At this point, I decided not even the old songs were worth hearing. I'd like to preserve my memory of that wonderous show in Athens 2001.

Wednesday, January 14, 2004

Without going in to details...
and without really intending to, I have managed to tag myself a commie hater of flags by defending the rights of my students.
The irony, I know, is gripping.

Tuesday, January 13, 2004

A woman torn
Dear McDonald's,
I hate your corporate ass, but I love your fish filet.

Monday, January 12, 2004

Well this is uplifting.
I'm so glad it's not even on the front page.

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