Saturday, November 08, 2003

ok, ok, ok...
So it was a bad idea. I'll fix it later...

done and done.

Urban legend avoided!
I just blew something out of my nose that looked like a spider's egg sack.

Tonight I'm going over a friend's house to get waxed, facialed and massaged. Sounds like a dream right? I'm not sure why I deserve it, especially because once at a party I told her then boyfriend that if I wasn't married we'd "totally be doin' it". Damn grain alcohol!

Friday, November 07, 2003

Who Loves the Sun
I want cloudy skies. I want rain. I want cold air! I should not be comfortable in shorts and shirts in November. All I ask for is temperatures in the 60's at the most--the lower the better.

I just had the best vegan gyro at a kiosk near the capital. It's my only solace for waiting 30 minutes to get the information I didn't need towards my residency application, and having to be at work now.

Tonight is Death Cab for Cutie w/ Mates of State (Death Cab=good; Mates=blech). Also, the Homestar Runner boys are here--don't know if I can make 'cause I just found out. Tomorrow night is the Starlight Mints show!!

Thursday, November 06, 2003

Support Your Local Troops
I've been informed (sources will not be revealed to protect the innocent) that Frontier has been sold. For those of you current and former Athenians, you should know the store I'm refering to. For those of you who don't, it's where Mame and I worked for 2yrs (is that right?); it's a part of downtown Athens history. Well, not quite history, but close enough. I don't know the details, but I'm hoping the new owner will have more success. The last thing Athens needs is another bar to take its place.

Wednesday, November 05, 2003

2 important items of note
1. yesterday I saw a woman at the dollar store try to haggle down the price on a damaged package of maxi pads.

2. today I saw two grown men on the side of the road poking a dead deer with stick.

If feminine hygene isn't worth the full dollar price, I don't know what is and 2 guys poking a dead deer, well, that's just fucking funny.

Sorry Big Gray
Did they have you in mind when writing this story?

Tuesday, November 04, 2003

I'm taking up voodoo
I threw my back out pushing around a cart filled with printmaking supplies to the classroom that I float to first period. In pain, and working my way back to the art room someone poked their head out of their classroom door and made a passive aggressive comment about the noise my cart makes. I almost shot her the bird.

The new funniest thing I've heard in a while
"I mean, we get in fights on the field but we're just working out aggression so we don't stay mad at each other. We're not cheerleaders."

I'm going to go get drunk and watch the Simpsons.

Monday, November 03, 2003

Ick. Blech. Blarf.
In a desperate attempt to curb my hunger until I leave work, I grabbed a packet of Jell-O Pudding Bites in the office kitchen. Someone said to "help yourself." It's no wonder he/she offered them to the rest of the office. They're absolutely disgusting. Pudding should not be compressed into a pill size chunk. In doing this, they've compromised taste for novelty. Not to mention, the texture is unbearable; it's chewy and slimy. Give me good ole fashioned fruit chews/wrinkles any day.

Double Vision

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